Adelaide Curtains Articles
MELBOURNE coach Dean Bailey demanded an instant end to an AFL trial rule after his club's perfect pre-season start in Adelaide last night.
(Scene: Headmaster's office. Curtains drawn. The headmaster is pacing the room, cane in hand. Roy and Bhajji sit at the desk, both pouting.)
Belinda Jackson worships at the altar of gourmet cooking in Adelaide.
IT HAS 3500 parts - from stained glass windows, to wooden floorboards and velvet curtains - but there's not a bolt, screw or nut in sight in the Famous Spiegeltent.
So, according to an unsubstantiated claim on a British TV documentary, Adelaide is the murder capital of the world. Not that I subscribe to this hyperbolic theory, there is too much evidence to the contrary.